Why does god have eyes?

Why would god have eyes?  He said he created us in his own image and we have eyes.  Christians always tell me god has existed forever and ever.  If he was floating around in a big black void for ever and ever, why would he have eyes.  I guess that isn't as crazy as the fact that he must have a penis.  Even though he was the only one in the void.  Hmmmmmmm